December 2008
122 posts
Happy birthday Bev!
My birthday is on the last day of the year. On new years eve, a day most celebrate.
Yet I hardly have anyone say happy birthday to me. I just thought of this and was kind of miffed.
There is never anything good to do. Gigs are always for over 18’s, my parents are very cautious to let me throw a house party (cautious meaning it is never going to happen) and friends never want to hang...
Have you ever had one of those moments where you just think “I feel like not talking for a while”?
I just got that feeling.
My mother seems more interested in television than my life.
If she didn’t want me, why did she keep me when she realized she was carrying me 15 years ago?
I’m in a song writing mood but my muse has escaped me. I hate that.
But earlier I started...
Chelsea - 2 West Brom - 0 brilliant game. GO YOU BLUES. freezing though, feet went numb.
“Now that I’ve found you, I don’t want to lose you. How can I prove? You know...”
– Cold Dark World by Weezer. Hahah, your lyrics Weezer, they are brilliant. (via noliesjustlove)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
“I find the idea of a fat old guy visiting me in my bedroom whilst I sleep kind...”
– Me on why I will not go to sleep anytime soon tonight.
Yule Shoot Your Eye Out - Fall Out Boy. Merry...
my older brother is finally home. i want to cry...
Baby, It's Cold Outside
thenewfilosofee:
complicatedshoes:
Has anyone else ever noticed how creepy that song is?
I really can’t stay - Baby it’s cold outside I’ve got to go away - Baby it’s cold outside This evening has been - Been hoping that you’d drop in So very nice - I’ll hold your hands, they’re just like ice
Here we have a girl trying to leave this guy’s place and he’s not letting her… She’s obviously on...
sofie's weird and wonderful mind.
Sofie: can you insert me?
Me: insert you where?
Sofie: lmao, cheeseplant.
NOTE: I don't get it either folks.
epic katy perry dancing will rule sainsburys.
OH MY GOSH. Attack of the Facial Hair.
I love you Rachel. Endless laughs.
24 hour shopping.
erotica-robotic:
No not the internet. 24 Hour shops. Are 24 hour shops, really open night & day? So, if you got peckish at 4.34am, you could just nip down to Asda [the british walmart] and buy a carrot? That’s so awesome.
I speak as a veggie lover when I say… what about peas?! And lettuce?! and all the other veggies?! Although, carrots are pretty cool. I used to think they’d make...
Sofie, I reblog you because I love you like a two...
“You can’t just turn gay, it’s not like buying a ladder.”
– The Mighty Boosh (via erotica-robotic)
Sofie: fuck me.
Me: -laughs- sure thing dollface
Sofie: What? NO! i want my virginity!
Me: pfft. you want me.
Sofie: modest much?
Me: of course honey. that's how i roll.
Sofie: you're a blueberry now?
Me: wtf?
The secret tin foil has been keeping to itself for...
erotica-robotic:
nechamaelle:
I just got this in an email and figured I would share with you all…
Don’t you all even try and act like you all ready knew this either. I had to go into the kitchen and check this out for myself. Whoever looks at the end of your aluminum foil box? You know when you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the box. Then you have to put the roll back...
Sofie: chelsea?
Me: what?
Sofie: i was just testing your name still worked
Me: well technically its now william pumperknickle
Sofie: william? but thats a girls name!
Me: william? dude, it's a boys name
Sofie: oh i thought you said Mary Muffet
Me: ...right....
Sofie: hey,hey chelsea you should know i'm copyright.
Me: YEAH BY ME! mwahahaha, i own your soul *imagine me doing a creepy voice for that last bit.*
Sofie: i can. & i think you just killed my cat.
Me: sofie...you don't have a cat. do you?
Sofie: chelsea?
Me: what?
Sofie: i was just testing your name still worked
Me: well technically its now william pumperknickle
Sofie: william? but thats a girls name!
Me: william? dude, it's a boys name
Sofie: oh i thought you said Mary Muffet
Me: ...right....
hey,hey chelsea you should know i'm copyright.
YEAH BY ME! mwahahaha, i own your soul *imagine me doing a creepy voice for that last bit.*
Sofie: chelsea?
Me: what?
Sofie: i was just testing your name still worked
Me: well technically its now william pumperknickle
Sofie: william? but thats a girls name!
Me: william? dude, it's a boys name
Sofie: oh i thought you said Mary Muffet
Me: ...right....
“Ugh, the guy got beer and WOMAN off of me!”
– John McEnroe, CSI:NY appearance, on a lookalike.
Maria just broke Keiron's heart! What happened to...
And now he’s crying. And walking away.
23rd December
Happy Holidays my arse. At the gig last night my “friends” ditched me for the whole night, choosing to instead get all these boys numbers and flirt with them. Of course these boys were around 18 and the girls were 14/15. They were completely shameless. But apart from that I had a good time. I partied with the NA girls, danced like crazy and sang along. Also I chatted with the bands who...
“I’m losing my voice. I sound like a prostitute on Paradise Street whose on a...”
– Me, right now. (via randomology-is-the-word) ouch. sounds painful. but a clever simile (y) kudos.
randomology-is-the-word:
I don’t want Christmas to come.
I have to go to church on Christmas Eve, which just so happens to be the mass for my Nan who passed away on bommy Night. Then on Crimbo day, I have to go to the pub to see family who don’t even know my fucking name!
I’ve had countless arguments with my Dad over it, but I have to go for them becuase they’ve lost two nan’s in a month.
...
One day you may wake up and ask yourself ‘Another day, how many more?’. Human kind seems to have a smoke screen on their mortality, shrouding it so they need not think of it. They think they will live forever without thinking it directly. Life does not last. Life is long but short. Life is a paradox. We should take advantage of every day; do something different or new or scary. We...
“After all; you’re my wonderwall.”
– Oasis
Twilight (Spoilers, skip if you ain't seen!)
erotica-robotic:
fluorescent—adolescent:
randomology-is-the-word:
So went to see Twilight yesterday.
I think there’s something wrong with me because instead of fancying Edward like everybody else I fancy Carlisle and Jasper. lol!
I fancy Robert don’t get me wrong, but all through the movie he smiled once, and he has a gorge smile.
Anyway back to the film.
I thought it was good, but they...
Twilight (Spoilers, skip if you ain't seen!)
randomology-is-the-word:
So went to see Twilight yesterday.
I think there’s something wrong with me because instead of fancying Edward like everybody else I fancy Carlisle and Jasper. lol!
I fancy Robert don’t get me wrong, but all through the movie he smiled once, and he has a gorge smile.
Anyway back to the film.
I thought it was good, but they like missed loads of parts and the bit were...
Chelsea agrees with Bev. But she also thinks they...
Oh my gosh, randomology-is-the-word is 2 days...
Yucky.
randomology-is-the-word:
fluorescent—adolescent:
randomology-is-the-word:
fluorescent—adolescent:
randomology-is-the-word:
fluorescent—adolescent:
I’m so ill right now.
I have a high temperature, headache, I was sick last night and I can get real drowsy. Anyone want to send me soup? >.<
Aw! Here’s some cyber soup and a cyber hug :) *cyber hug* *cyber soup*
I can relate I’m...
SOUP!
Soup Soup Tasty Soup Soup Spicy carrot and corriander Chilli chowder Crouton Crouton Crunch friends in a liquid broth I am gespatchio Oh! I am a summer soup Mmmm! Miso Miso Fighting in the dojo Miso Miso Oriental Prince in the land of soup
As my birthday gets closer, I can see how much I have changed in my 15 years. Personality wise just as much as looks. I’m warier now and calmer. I am not as talkative, a bit more reserved, and I am more thoughtful of things around me. This scares and mystifies me. Isn’t life amazing?
Yucky.
randomology-is-the-word:
fluorescent—adolescent:
randomology-is-the-word:
fluorescent—adolescent:
I’m so ill right now.
I have a high temperature, headache, I was sick last night and I can get real drowsy. Anyone want to send me soup? >.<
Aw! Here’s some cyber soup and a cyber hug :) *cyber hug* *cyber soup*
I can relate I’m ill myself except I have cold :s
Get well soon!
...
Yucky.
randomology-is-the-word:
fluorescent—adolescent:
I’m so ill right now.
I have a high temperature, headache, I was sick last night and I can get real drowsy. Anyone want to send me soup? >.<
Aw! Here’s some cyber soup and a cyber hug :) *cyber hug* *cyber soup*
I can relate I’m ill myself except I have cold :s
Get well soon!
-hugsback- -drinks/eatssoup- thank you. and…...
Yucky.
I’m so ill right now.
I have a high temperature, headache, I was sick last night and I can get real drowsy. Anyone want to send me soup? >.<
“Either I’m nauseous or pregnant. I don’t know which is which.”
– Katy Perry on her nerves before the EMA’s. She makes me laugh.
Why does MTV blank the word 'smoking'?
